Party in the Hermit Cave

I'm a queer, anti-social writer who lives on the internet. I mostly reblog shit so I can find it again. Who needs a memory when you have the internet?
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lightsaurora:

sihipop:

Romance and Sex Questions in an Airport [x]

Cheerio!Mihi

Yeeeeeeeeeah. About that. I wouldn’t try and reason with Mihi though. Just saying. To keep your asses alive.

I was nodding along and being all “yeah, John Green FTW, DFTBA”

and then SUDDENLY

OATMEAL RAISIN MIHI COOKIE

/DEAD

(via drakonlily)

damnithasook:

Just how much I want Lin to be adopted.

I want Lin to have been adopted by Toph when she was a baby, but more than that.

I want Toph to have either been a badass Single Mother, or a badass Married-To-Another-Lady Mother.

Or I want Lin to have a Wife.

I know that my hopes are too high for…

I had hoped Lin was adopted too! But I do think Toph was a single mom… it says “Unknown father” on what I believe is the official genealogy chart. I doubt they’d change that and invent a father for Lin, if for no other reason than Bryke loves trolling fandom hardcore. :)

mind-the-neurogasm:

racebending:

madeoflightning:

Can everyone stop talking about Katniss being ‘white-washed’? Good lord, White people can be ‘olive-skinned’ too you know.

chonklatime:

Y’know what? When Hollywood starts opening up leading roles to POC, when casting calls stop requesting people who are, “Nice… looking, friendly, Not too dark, when mixed race individuals can be mixed in the movies and not be shoved into one category or the other, when metropolitan areas like New York and Los Angeles are no longer depicted as being overwhelmingly white when they’re overwhelmingly NOT, and when any kid, regardless of race, can go to the movies and actually see themselves on the screen?  THEN I’ll stop talking about white-washing.

Can we just give chonklatime ALL THE AWARDS?!?!

(via so-so-justice-blog)

stfuconservatives:

Ditto for “I don’t care if you’re Black, white, purple or polka-dotted!!!” just no.

(via so-so-justice-blog)

mind-the-neurogasm:

ghostofharrenhal:

the bible has the worst fandom

well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart

#they do tend to whitewash the characters though

I don’t understand why the new testament gets so much hate. It’s such a well-written sequel. Jesus was just so well-developed. Too bad his character gets whitewashed so much… #jesuswasblack

(via so-so-justice-blog)

mind-the-neurogasm:

lettherebecramp:

saccharinescorpion:

thathilarioushyena:

/braces self for massive hate/

So, why do they have to be diversified like some kinda bad 90’s sitcom?

No, seriously. WHY IS FLUTTERSHY MTF. Will somebody explain to me why they even have to be anything? None of these make any sense to me at all. If you’re going to make a character a certain way, have a reason for it. Don’t just do it because “OMG DIVERSITY YEY.” This just feels so forced it’s not even funny.

I’m not even saying “DON’T MAKE THEM ETHNIC CUZ DEY SHUD BE WHITE.” But it seems like this was just ‘draw a minority out of a hat’ and bam ponies. :\

Especially Fluttershy. You can’t get anymore forced than just making a character randomly trans for no reason at all. And, in advance, yes I know stereotypes are bad and baww misrepresentation blah blah blah shut up. But these characters have their own development and their own stories, and going ahead and just fucking with it because it’s the cool new thing to do is just as bad as just making every character ever white. Not because it’s bad to have diversity, but because that shows a lack of creativity and a disregard for who the character actually is.

please explain how making diverse humanizations of aracial characters “fucks with their own development and own stories”

please explain how it shows a lack of creativity

please explain how it shows disregard

yes, you should brace yourself for hate when you make statements like this

because statements like this are horrible

also like

i’m sorry, do trans* people need to have some sort of EXCUSE for being trans*

because it sounds like you expect trans* people to have some kind of dissertation on exactly why they identify the way they do

god forbid anyone be trans* for NO REASON

So this isn’t my fandom, but that commentary, just WOW.

So… portraying a character as non-white fucks with character development? And portraying something as diverse is just as bad as white-washing? 

Wait a minute, I have no time to dissect such an IDIOTIC STATEMENT made by some uneducated person’s white-normative-feelings…

This is my fandom, and what. the. hell. This doesn’t even make any sense. How can fan art fuck with character development? How does this drawing’s existence affect the show itself?

Fandom is a massive sandbox. It’s a gigantic coloring book and an endless set of crayons. We can remake the show as it is, taking it as an opportunity to spend more time with characters we love, or we can remake it as we want it to be, using it to tell the stories we need told. All of these things can exist at the same time. THAT IS FANDOM’S SUPERPOWER.

Besides which, the theme of the whole show is everypony is different, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all get along. If ANY series is suited for portraying the diversity of the human race, it’s My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If you don’t understand that, then you don’t understand the show.

(Rant aside, I LOVE THIS DRAWING. That is probably my favorite interpretation of Rainbow Dash as a human ever. And Fluttershy is precious.)

Haters gonna hate.

(via so-so-justice-blog)

So I read that article asking whether the Avatar-verse is anti-science, and I had thoughts. Mostly: NO. But I wrote up a more eloquent version of them here.

fernacular:

Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!

Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?

My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.

Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.

So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.

engelen:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, COMMUNITY!!

Why buy cards when you can print these out?

(via joelmchaleftw)

To create, a person must have knowledge but forget the knowledge, must see unexpected connections in things but not have a mental disorder, must work hard but spend time doing nothing as information incubates, must create many ideas yet most of them are useless, must look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different, must desire success but embrace failure, must be persistent but not stubborn, and must listen to experts but know how to disregard them.